What Happened to the Kid?

We understand that New Year’s Eve on the Las Vegas Strip is a time for reckless abandon. That’s why more than 300,000 people hit the streets and left their trash out there. But let’s all pause for a moment to consider that, even when the action gets real fun, one ought to keep an eye on the ol’ umbrella stroller—and, uh, its contents. It makes the morning after suck a little bit less.